MALE & FEMALE PRAYER

by DJay Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:48 am

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to, "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

and always be my very best friend.

Amin.

Male Prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac

with big boobs who owns

a gun store and a boat.

This doesn't rhyme and

I don't give a crap.

^ brokentooth